"Alright, who fucking stole my boxers again. BOOMER?!"
Shit. Butch. Quick! Witty response!
"I like shorts they are comfy and easy to wear."
[grumbles loudly to himself and wanders over to where Boomer went] You’re just lucky you’re my shitty older brother, or else I’d have squashed that thing in a second.
… Now what the fuck are you naming it. And you better put a fucking collar or some shit on it so I know it from the other gay little shitbucket animals around here.
You’re lucky your my asshole of a brother or else no one would be around to put up with your shit. [The bunny was cuddled to his chest as Boomer stared at his brother…also he had a random idea of putting a collar on all the animals around here but then Butch would probably go insane and just kill everything anyways…why couldn’t he just stick to messing up human’s lives?] I don’t have a name yet, but I’ll get a collar for him.
You wanna say that again!? I’LL REALLY EAT THE RABBIT THEN!
S-stay away from bunny! [and so this is how Boomer goes to pout in a corner with his bunny]
[noms burger made out of rabbit — not really but hes gonna pretend it is to scare Boomer]
mmm rabbit tastes good
…fuck you, bro. [he snuggles the bunny to his chest]
Zim has a proposal. In Zim's hands is a bunny. If you do as Zim says, you may keep the bunny. If you don't do as Zim says, Zim kills the bunny. Now. ZIM WANTS TO BUILD A PATH THROUGH RIGHT HERE TEAR DOWN THIS HOUSE.
"BUNNY" and so Eren’s house was ripped to shreds and collapsed into itself because of Boomer flying past it so quick so many times. Quickly flying to Zim, Boomer took the bunny and started flying back to his house "BUTCH WE HAVE A PET AND YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING KILL IT THIS TIME."
"How to deal with Butch and Boomer?"
……………………………………………………………OH GOD BUBBLES WHY.
Cue Boomer running back into the house and distracting himself with documentaries on bunnies.
He’s just laying on the roof eating chocolate and watching his brother attempt to murder people cause like hell he could stop him.